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And I learned ‘You deserve better’

was sometimes no more

than a synonym for ‘I don’t want to hurt you,

and I want you to be happy,

but I don’t love you anymore.

— Beau Taplin, You Deserve Better  (via versteur)

(Source: larmoyante, via proudredwarrior)

sluttyoliveoil:

nothing is as disappointing as reheated fries

(via sociopathinabox)

Ok, so the kids at my school keep changing the backgrounds in the computer lab:

mechanicalelf:

So I put this as one of the backgrounds

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Yesterday, I found that someone changed my background to something soccer related, so just to mess around with them, I put this

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Today, I looked at all the computers around me, plus my computer and

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You children…………..

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You are playing a dangerous game.

(via green-satan)

wank-r:

if you make me laugh im already 89% in love with you

(Source: baebly, via misguidedteenager)

lostequileros:

wannajoke:

That’s why China doesn’t participate in the World Cup

Omfg

lostequileros:

wannajoke:

That’s why China doesn’t participate in the World Cup

Omfg

(via a-coconut)

The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

One’s
Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment

— (via theoutsiders)

dajo42:

When you and your best friend both think the same thing

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it

me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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(via green-satan)

glittercalum:

you don’t even need to type in the band name
everyone knows

glittercalum:

you don’t even need to type in the band name

everyone knows

(via bravestylinsonn)